Its 4PM and you have finally left the office and started heading home, you notice that the traffic on your favorite street is slightly more congested than usual, you drive up and find the familiar red-&-blue police car lights flashing in unison at the bend, just out of eye reach.
You fumble and grumble and remember that you might have possibly forgotten to take your wallet with you on the way home.
And then you start to panic.
This is what usually happens when people are crossing a police checkpoint, however, sometimes you get off the hook very easily, and no it is not that women are not stopped, BS.
Here are a few tricks to staying on the right side of Misha’al Qanoun (Johnny Law’s Kuwaiti cousin):
1) DO NOT PANIC! This is easier said than done, yesterday I changed direction 4 times when leaving my house because I left my wallet at home and there was a checkpoint, even though last week I had sailed through one on the way home from work with ease because I knew I had my papers on me. Ever notice how anyone caught doing something illegal (i.e. at the airport, bringing in contraband) is described as looking “confused”? Confusion is panic.
2) Most cars pulled over at the checkpoints are either:
a) Old and likely to be viewed as a pollution menace.
b) New but driven by shady looking drivers (alas, judging books by their covers is routinely done, it is no secret).
3) For old cars, there is really not much you can do, try being well dressed? Sometimes a guy in a suit can get away with things.
4) For new cars with shady looking drivers, again, try wearing a suit. It works wonders.
So yes, what we are basically trying to say in a nutshell is:
Suit up Kuwait!
And try to look innocent, yeah?