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Monthly Archives: December 2010

Communicating with an Idiot

To the idiot who wrote this earlier today on one of my posts (the one about IFOCE):

This is stupid. You’re Naïve. The children have parents, the parents have a tribe/town/government leader. The photographer didn’t sell the camera to buy food for the child. You want a food drive? Fine. War on the gangs who steal the food and rape the women. Once they’re dead, once *you* kill them then the rest of us will send food. Until then, grow the fuck up or put your money where your mouth is sell your shit and go there start a farm. If you fail, try again.

You are an imbecile, I am surprised you even know how to breathe.

You can cloak your idiocy behind anonymity, but when you spend some time reflecting upon your miserable existence, remember what was said here.

Peace out.

Impuslive buys- The Lordship Deed of Sealand

Ok, first things first, lets stick to the events in chronological order, to make it easier to tell.

The first thing I saw on my desk on my first day back at work, was this sweet package:

What is this you ask? Simple.

Many have wondered why I took up the moniker of Lord Aymz, well, now I can tell them its because I really am a Lord, of Sealand that is.

What, or where, is Sealand? This is it:

A bit of history:

The Principality of Sealand is an unrecognized micronation, located on HM Fort Roughs, a former World War II Maunsell Sea Fort in the North Sea 10 km (six miles) off the coast of Suffolk, England (51°53’40″N, 1°28’57″E).

Since 1967, the facility has been occupied by the former British Major Paddy Roy Bates; his associates and family claim that it is an independent sovereign state. External commentators generally classify Sealand as a micronation rather than an unrecognised state.[3] While it has been described as the world’s smallest nation,[4] Sealand is not currently officially recognised as a sovereign state by any sovereign state. Although Roy Bates claims it is de facto recognised by Germany as they have sent a diplomat to the micronation, and by the United Kingdom after an English court ruled it did not have jurisdiction over Sealand, neither action constitutes de jure recognition as far as the respective countries are concerned.
A friend of mine came up to me and told me about this moronic idea, now I know this document is not worth the paper it is printed on, and definately not worth the money I spent on it (for those inquisitive minds, you can check out the prices here), but, it makes for a good piece of conversation, a nice way to chat up a lady, “did you know I am royalty in Sealand?”

So, henceforth, I shall be known as Lord. Other titles up for grabs are Lady, Baron & Baroness.

Get ’em while they’re hot!

This took place on the week of my leave for holiday, so, the rest of the stories to follow will be more interesting.

A little teaser for the stories to come:

I dyed my hair BLONDE, light blonde, for my holiday!

Update: Despite the CLEAR sticker on the package reading FRAGILE GLASS, the utterly incompetent Postal Service here still managed to SMASH the glass of my photoframe… Woe is me…

Back in Town – Bloggers Annonymous

Hi, my name is Aymz and it has been 3 weeks since my last Blog…

AND NOW LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!

Back from vacation, with tons of stories and pictures to tell and share, so stay tuned, and hold on to your sides, some are hilarious, some are serious, but you are guaranteed to smile, or laugh hysterically, cry or weep openly.

Stay tuned 😉

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