Peeing in a Bottle on an Airplane

Some People just Can’t Hold it in at High Altitudes..

In what can only be described as truly “Hollywood-esque” behavior from celebrities aboard planes, the star of the upcoming Asterix & Obelix: God Save Britannia, Gérard Depardieu (you may remember him from such movies as Green Card opposite Andie McDowell and more famously The Man in The Iron Mask, where be played the portly Porthos, the drink loving, womanising musketeer) was removed from a flight from Paris to Dublin when he urinated infront of passengers.

dropped in a cauldron of Magic Potion (which gives superhuman strength) as a baby, Obelix has the strength of many men. If only there were a potion to help Gérard control his bladder.

At take off, when the “please fasten your seatbelts” sign lights up, our towering Frenchman requests to use the lavatory, when he was told by staff to remain in his seat, he gets up, unzips his flier, whips out his w***y and proceeds to urinate in a bottle in the aisle.

Following the incident, he said it was not alcohol related and was so desperate to use the facilities as he had drunk a litre bottle of water before boarding.

BBC Link.

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