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TRUMP WINS!!

It was a long, difficult, arduous journey, but finally the verdict is in…

And thank god it’s a joke because if we were to wake up and find out that this is true, let’s just say hara kiri might become an American word…

Can you imagine a Trump presidency?? tanning will become a state requirement, mothers will dye their baby’s hair blond, the word ‘Murrica will be entered into the dictionary, the entire country will gesticulate with their thumb and index finger, plastic surgeons will make millions with a new procedure to reduce hand size.
In a world where Trump is president, anything is literally possible. pigs will fly, milk will never go bad, small toes will be magnetically repellent to corners, and cars will run on willpower. 

A country that selects a buffoon as president that will invite ridicule at every moment, is not a country fit to call itself a super power.

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